Post by the daily prophet on Nov 22, 2010 15:25:13 GMT -5
THE UPDATE !
[/justify][/blockquote][/font]Hey there Hogwarts- and Beauxbatons... and Durmstrang; or you know what? We're all one school now. We're just Hogwarts, right? Wasn't that supposed to be the point or something? Well anyway- we've made it through a whole term! Welcome to the second term of hogwarts, everyone, as well as a new year. We've made it past Christmas (and Hannuka, Goldsteins, I remembered) and New Years Eve. Which means a whole new year of drama right? Well, here I am. I'm ready to report the gossip for this new year.
I feel lame for reporting engagements again, but you know what? I have updates. Miss Estella Flint, queen bitch of Slytherin, is officially engaged to one Jean Paul Simonette. JP is known around here and beauxbatons for being a massive player, and that's an understatement. Well, from what I remember, Estella went to the big Sienna Dimitrov bash with Albus Potter. Hmm, Es. What will mummy and daddy think? Speaking of Sienna, though she might be engaged to Adrik Lestrange, from what I've seen and heard, she's been playing with Alec Andanov. Shouldn't she be keeping her paws all to herself? Or at least to Adrik? Hmm, and isn't Alec engaged to Emeline Bletchley? Now that she's all single and whatever? Estella Flint's little minion friend Aralynn Goyle will be a Flint sister sooner than she thought. I've heard she's engaged to Estella's big brother Derrick, who we all remember as one of the hottest Slytherins to grace the house since Draco Malfoy's time. Now for a breath of fresh air- half bloods are getting engaged too! Or is that ring just for fun, Allegra? Even though Evander Capper is a pureblood, he's got himself engaged to one Allegra Corner, the captain of the Ravenclaw quidditch team. Talk about odd couples.
In other dating news, resident Durmstrang player Conner Stretton is all done sleeping around, girls. He's settling down with one Kyra Beyer, who just ended things with Everett Ivanski. Hmm. Is that why you two broke up? And is it just me, or has Everett been cuddling up with Conner's ex Adeline? It's like we're keeping to the same circle of people. Yum. Speaking of Adeline- her big twin sister Anslie? Well, she's been cuddling up to Travon Graves, our own rock star. Anslie, do you know how much of a tool he is? Just wanted to let you know. Remember when I reported about long time couple Eme and Goldfish breaking up? Well. He moved on pretty quickly, to a ginger from Beauxbatons. Way to give up a diamond for a gumball machine ring. So Jay Finnigan, tell me. Who are you into? Cuz I'm pretty confused. Arianna Wood? Or...? Cuz aren't you dating Mel Peakes? And isn't she all in love with Fred Weasley? I'm mega confused over here. Just saying. Who can believe that Marcus Comet is still, miraculously, with Zoelie Rousseau? Isn't she pregnant with another guy's baby? Or is this just me? Well, way to go Mac. Alright. We were on the topic of Goyle's earlier. Now time for another one. Jessie and Wes Corner. Seriously? Ugh. What is it with purebloods intermixing with Corner's? Not sure if i like it.
New term, new drama, right? Well. Should old aquaintance be forgot, cuz i'm pretty sure you'll want to after this. I'm Belle, and just remember. The truth isn't always pretty.
