Post by the daily prophet on Apr 25, 2011 15:35:45 GMT -5
THE UPDATE !
[/justify][/blockquote][/font]Hey there all you Hogwarts students. We've officially accepted the idea that we're all one school, like they always wanted us to be. But who knows how long that will last. It's been almost a year since the attacks on the schools, and they still haven't caught the guy? Well... this doesn't sound very good, does ot?
Once more I'll report the engagements. Only because I have some news. It seems like Miss Euphemia Flint and one Lucian Carrow are engaged. I've yet to see a ring. That's just awesome. Arietta Urquhart seems to be engaged to Kaden Dobrev... however. Does no one remember her and Alec Andanov- who's engaged to Emeline Bletchley, by the way- used to get it on? Right after she was done with James Potter? Well, I don't see why I never reported this before... Scorpius Malfoy has a rock on Evalee Nott's hand- or something of the sort. I mean, it was obvious they were dating, but for a while I wondered if it was a big gay beard. It might be, who knows? The guy has nicer hair than I do. In other news of engagements, Nate Carrow- Lucian's brother- has been seen around with Calliope Davies again. But I thought they learned their lesson when they broke up the first time. She's the jealous type, as seen by the way she handled the last relationship with Nate. They just don't fit. Well, good luck to them. On a semi unrelated note, our favorite Auror Teddy Lupin and Dommy's big sister Victoire are still going strong. An engagement might be in the midst. Or something like that. And it seems I was right from the beginning. My sources tell me Adalynn Dimitrov is most definitely cooking a little bun in that oven of hers. And the baby daddy is Adrik Lestrange. Good thing they're already engaged.
I hate to admit that unlikely couple Kyra Beyer and Conner Stretton are still together. Seems like he cleared out the Great Hall on Valentine's Day. Smooth move, Stretton. Speaking of Strettons- big brother Stret's band, the Riot Van seems to have a drama circle to themselves. Let me tell you. Goldfish is now dating fellow Weird Sister, Emery Thruston. Isn't that kind of like... incest? Because seriously, ew. Frontman Maverick Mclaggen is once again single. So ladies, beware. Poor baby Braxton. It doesn't seem like he'll ever get some love. He's always in Mav's shadows, poor thing. As for the two other members? I think there's something going on between Baby Fish and Fred Weasley, even if he's still nursing a broken heart. Last, and not least, it seems James Potter takes no time moving on. Little french tart Alexis Jacomet seems to be playing hard to get. Is it just a game, Lexi, or is it because she's got a big fat crush on her best friend's brother- Jasper Finnigan. Well, why the hell not.
Spring has definitely sprung, and that means the bunnies are out, if you catch my drift. The spring concert on the grounds sounds pretty damn fun. The Riot Van and Writings On The Wall will be headlining, and it seems there are some awesome opening acts. I'm excited, are you? But don't forget, the warmer the weather, the closer it gets to being time for graduation. Are we ready, seventh years? Ready or not, here it comes. And much the real world, the truth isn't always pretty, is it? Love you. Love Belle.
