- - CAN YOU HEAR ME?

[jaxon a. wagtail]

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE ME
right where you want me to be

dearest veronica,

i have a theory. want to hear it? well, that's too bad. i'm going to tell you either way. unless you burn this or something, where in that case, you would win. so i made this paper fireproof. i take certain precautions. you pushed me when i was little, so i imagine you're still just as ruthless. ANYWAY, back to my theory that you're so eager to hear. you stole my pick. no, not that fancy thing for my hair since i don't brush it anyway. you're losing focus here, duke. don't they teach attention span control in.. wherever they shipped you to? either way, after you ravaged me again the other night with your endless fights that i see as pointless since no amount of arguing will ever result in you winning, you stole my pick. i'm sure of it. because after that, i didn't feel like playing and left in fear that you would come back and give me a better headache. so, now, i am asking nicely that you return it to me as it is my favorite pick.

by the way, you still wear those hideous glasses? remember those nice, big ones you had when we were younger? i don't remember much, but god do i remember those.

sincerely yours, jax

[veronica e. duke]

jax,
why are you even owling me? i'm sixteen now. i think if someone wanted me to read an owl that i would. no need to be so prepared. jeez, some guys don't even remember to put on underwear in the morning. why the bloody hell would you think i would want that? i'd rather have the hair pick but i'd be generous enough to GIVE that to you because you desperately need it.

and what if i do? why would you even care?

ronnie

[jaxon a. wagtail]

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE ME
right where you want me to be

dearest veronica,

well, aren't you just the mature one, huh? considering how immature you acted the other night about a silly song, i was expecting a little more of a tantrum than a rollover. but they teach that in france well, right? isn't that where your school USED to be? hmm. something like that. anyway, don't hate on boys' memory. i'm not most boys, sweetheart. clean undergarments is just nasty. i know it looks like i don't brush my hair (because i don't), but i'm a man of sexiness. and sexiness comes from cleanliness. and i don't know why you would want that! you girls are crazy. you bloody all are. girl motives never make any sense to boy brains. and it's not like anyone ELSE would have taken it. wel.. except for travon. or golfish. or one of the other guys.. THIS ISN'T THE POINT. i know you took it. you're a girl. and i'm always right to blame you when things go missing. and don't hate the hair babe. you know you want to touch it.

and i would find it hilarious if you still did. those things were the size of your head when you were younger. quite funny. and i could use a good laugh about now. care to meet so i can enjoy one of those?

sincerely yours, jax

[veronica e. duke]

jax,
at least i don't accuse others of stealing. that song was so awful that i had to make a scene about it. don't talk like that hogwarts could be next and then there's no telling where we will go. i have no idea what kind of boy you are...WHAT WOULD I DO WITH IT? i'll touch it if i want lice which would be a reason to skip class.

do you have something against glasses? harry potter wore glasses and look what he did. i'm sure you could humor yourself by finding some kind of prank to pull on a first year.

ronnie

[jaxon a. wagtail]

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE ME
right where you want me to be

dearest veronica,

well, it may be awful to you, but the last time i checked, the world didn't revolve around veronica duke. even if your daddy wrote it. and if that were even the case, i'd go on the road. or start a band with travon. or both! and for the record, i'm a boy with clean underpants. care to check yourself? you can go that while touching my luscious head of hair THAT DOESN'T HAVE LICE. i'm offended you would even associate such bugs with these locks. you know, just because mine isn't flowing and curly and gorgeous in the sun doesn't mean you have to be such a hater..

uhm.. ANYWAY, i have nothing against glasses in general. i actually like those neat little fake ones that kind of look like sunglasses if you had poked the lenses out. matter of fact, i like sunglasses too. that isn't the point. you just look like a complete dork in them. they took up almost your whole face! bahah. and i suppose i could, but i would much rather annoy you. is it working yet? :]

sincerely yours, jax

[veronica e. duke]

jax,
clearly not, the earth revolves around the sun. does that mean you have no motivation anyway for the future? i'd like to know what you're going to do after hogwarts. no thanks, i think if i wanted to know i'll just ask the next girl that walks by. i'm not hating, i just wonder where you get the idea that style of hair is attractive.

i'm sure you liked that better when they took up my entire face. i don't see why you're making a big deal out of that. you don't faze me anymore. i've got an incredible tolerance level.

ronnie

[jaxon a. wagtail]

EVERYONE KNOWS THAT YOU HAVE ME
right where you want me to be

sweet cheeks,

clearly... god. you're so logical, it makes insulting you difficult. they should have just put you in ravenclaw, honestly. and HEY. being in a band and making music is motivation for my future. our parents did it and it seemed to have worked out just fine for their musical careers.. for the most part.. kind of. i plan to do things involved with music and the industry. and what, might i ask, would be your genius ambitions? now hey, that isn't fair. i may be sexy, but i'm not a whore. i'm saving myself.. for marriage.. okay. maybe not. that's out the window. but don't get it in your head that i like to sleep around. i'm quite offended, duke. and i get that idea that this is attractive from the girls who flock to it. you know you're one of them... deep down. SECRETLY. i know it. i know you.

as a matter of fact, i did. no, i'm kidding. that didn't take up THAT much of your gorge- face. i just thought they were hilarious becos they were so big and bulky when you could just have contacts or something. and i highly doubt that i don't faze you. i may not annoy you that much, but you know.... deep down, i get under your skin.

love, this hot head of hair <3