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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 1, 2011 16:07:30 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,hiii ria. basically, i'm bored and depressed. there are no girls around who want to sleep with me, which is their loss really, i'm pretty good. but yeah, unless you want to sleep with me, which would probably be a bad idea and have me killed by goldfish, pleaaaaaaaaase entertain me!
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 1, 2011 16:34:00 GMT -5
fredders,
i wouldn't consider it so much their loss as more as it is a good thing. has sleeping with girls changed anything? goldfish wouldn't kill you. if he did, at least it'd be an amazing tale. freddy weasley killed by a goldfish. your death would be talked about for years. it'd turn into a legend, the boy who was killed by goldfish. and there would be a whole moral to the story or something. hahaha.
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 1, 2011 16:39:05 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,it has, i don't think about things when i'm sleeping with girls - it's all about the pleasure at that point. and well, i quite like it. drinking, smoking, sleeping with girls, that's what my life is, who wouldn't want that? haha, it'd be mental to be remembered for years because i was flapped to death by a fish. imagine if your brother was actually a goldfish xD
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 1, 2011 16:51:58 GMT -5
fredders,
and then when you are not doing any of that, everything is still the same. nothings changed. nothings better. i know a few people who wouldn't want that. if fish was actually a goldfish that'd be horrifying. he'd be demanding, im sure, blowing his bubbles in his fish bowl ordering us to carry him around. maybe he is a goldfish! just a magical one whose animagi is him. it'd explain his flappy ways.
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 1, 2011 17:06:18 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,but that would happen whether or not i slept with people. it makes things better for that short time. how do you want me to sort this out? i don't think i'm ever going to get over her... ha, he'd be like change my water, clean out my bowl, feed me now. i'd totally want to take him out of the bowl and watch him flap. and haha, i think we should suggest it to him, he'd deny it of course. wait...that'd mean you're part fish as he's your brother!
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 1, 2011 17:19:15 GMT -5
fredders,
i don't think the way you're trying to sort it out is healthy. you'll get over her, right now it doesn't seem like it to you but you will. this time next year i'll ask you and then get to dance and yell i told you so...he'd be so angry with us. but he couldn't do anything about it. which is hilarious. point and laugh as he flaps. or just not carry him around, leave him sitting on a table all by himself. actually, that kinda makes me feel sad. i cant see fish being alone, fish or not a fish. haha. no, he had a deformity when he was born. only he's the part fish. jem did something crazy to him in the belly. probably got mad at him for taking up so much space.
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 1, 2011 17:24:55 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,is there a healthy way? if there is please tell me, or show me, because well i'd like to know, but for now i'm gonna keep sleeping with girls. it satisfies my urges. haha, fish won't be alone, he'll find some lady fish and it'd all be fine. or he'd persuade some unwitting soul to look after him. haha are you sure you're not part fish? i can check (; ha, probably true, sounds like the sort of thing he'd do!
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 1, 2011 17:40:22 GMT -5
fredders,
you're an idiot fred. your urges can not be that bad. i feel bad for the lady fish, and especially that unwitting soul. you know...you're sad and feeling depressed. fish is stuck in a bowl, all alone. thats your healthy way of getting better. mister weasley! no. you may not check if im part fish haha. that is all uniquely my brother. you can check him and verify.
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 1, 2011 18:06:59 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,i'll have you know my urges are annoyingly constant! i'm a guy ria. do girls not get them or something? and don't call me an idiot haha, just because i'm not a ravie. haha, my healthy way of getting better is to sit alone in a bowl? whaaat? are you sure i can't? i'm sure it would be all very interesting. and ha, i'm not going to check if fish is a fish, he might not appreciate that. i do still think you're a fish though, you must be. you're a bit flappy too.
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 1, 2011 18:24:34 GMT -5
fredders,
girls get them. we're just better at controlling them. at least some girls are haha. you could, just ignore them? your healthy way is to take care of fish while he sits alone in a bowl and does goldfishy things. no. you cant fred. as interesting as i am sure it would be. i dont do temporary distractions. im sure fish would prefer that you check he is a fish over checking to see if im a fish hahaha. im very flappy. be careful i might flap my fins at you next time i see you.
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 1, 2011 18:28:06 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,are you one of those that control them? i bet you are. hah. and ignore them? you have noooo idea what goes through guys minds clearly - literally sex, sex, sex, sex, every five minutes. ha. maybe i'm exagerrating, but you'll never know (; oh great. i can watch him swim and beg for attention =P fun life i'll lead. there's probably other things that are healthy - i want one of them. and you're probably right there, even if i'd rather it was the other way round. flappy flappy flappy - haha, you do that ria! you do that, and i'll tickle you into submission.
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 1, 2011 18:50:53 GMT -5
fredders,
i control them to save the male population of hogwarts from a very fishy death. im not a guy, so i wouldn't know haha. but thats tormenting. you should just stop thinking about it. think about teddy bears and lolipops and frogs. frogs are nice and not sexual at all. and that would be a very entertaining life, i'd have you know. when you get bored, tap on his bowl. we can find a healthy way for you, i'm sure freddy. oh! you can't tickle me into submission, my fins are just that amazing. they'll flap and they'll blow your mind. they're just that flaptastic. hah.
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 1, 2011 18:55:40 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,haha, so you're now accepting that you are in fact a fish too! a new development in this mystery (; ha, you're gonna make me think about frogs and teddy bears and lollipops and somehow my mind will end up making them all sexual. i need sex ria, that's just it. it helps i promise - unless you want to help me? ha, he'd be so irritated, it would be so much fun! ha, i will though, you'll submit, eventually. but i do agree, your fins are totally flaptastic, so much so that i want a pair! can i have yours? =D
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 1, 2011 19:06:28 GMT -5
fredders,
only because i want the fins to flap at you! hah. well, when you start making them sexual we'll come up with other things to think about like bears, mandrakes and trolls. there is no way you can make a troll sexual. you don't need it, you just want it. i'll help you. but not sex wise haha. uh uhhh no submission from me. never! i'll share, just because i like you. haha
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 2, 2011 3:52:11 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,haha, what does flapping exactly entail because if it's actual flapping i'm not sure i like the sound of it. haha, that is what you think (; trolls can be very sexual, especially if you're in my mind ha. i bet trolls are particularly dirty haha. i need it, i want it, both the same thing really. i promise you it's helping. i can't see her face anymore, which is a good thing i suppose? oh fine, don't help me out =P and ha, i know ways to make you submit, and i'm not afraid to use them! ooh you like me, haha. haaaaaaaa i'm just being childish now.
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fred. [/font][/right]
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