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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 2, 2011 13:51:13 GMT -5
fredders,
i'm not going to tell you what flapping entails. you'll know when you've been flapped, haha. trolls are not sexual. at.all. they are disgusting vile creatures and shouldn't exist. need and want are not the same thing freddy. that's a good thing but you're convincing yourself its helping. you're not fooling anyone else but yourself...oh you do? and what ways do you have up your sleeve to make me submit? hmmmm? you being childish? never would have thought hah.
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 2, 2011 13:55:48 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,flapping sounds oddly dirty. or like old womens boobs hahahaha. are you sure? have you seen a troll trying to act sexy? it's a difficult site to resist ria, i'm sure you wouldn't be able to. i am convincing you, or trying, either way you haven't yet found me a better way. why did she bloody have to leave...andddddd, well, me, fish and mav would all jump on you and i'm pretty sure you wouldn't be able to do anything then. or i'd, i'd kiss you or something you wouldn't be able to resist. i'm not childish, you are!
[/size][/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] love,
fred. [/font][/right]
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 2, 2011 15:45:52 GMT -5
fredders,
well, if you compare flapping to old womens boobs it makes it dirty! i dont have old women boobs so that kind of flapping wont be happening haha. i hope to never see a troll trying to act sexy. that'd be a guarantee of a lifetime of nightmares. and vomitting too. i will find you a better way! it'll be my top priority until i do. but step one is to try and not think about her. i know! you could study or read a book or go play quidditch or we'll find something. if the three of you jump on me you'd squish me and then i'd be a flat pancake and thats not cool. no squishing me! or saying im childish. you said you were childish first, haha.
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 2, 2011 15:53:13 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,i kind of hope you don't have old womans boobs at the moment, that'd be kind of worrying haha. i'm sure you have very nice boobs. you'd love it, don't deny it! okay, i'll keep trying not to think of her, but i need some sort of girl to think about...and you know i cant study or read =P so don't try that as an option! haha, you'd be a very attractive flat pancake though if that's any consolation? how would you rather i made you submit then?! noo you are childish, it's cute.
[/size][/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] love,
fred. [/font][/right]
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 2, 2011 16:04:34 GMT -5
fredders,
if i had old women boobs it'd just add character. i'd make them hot. all the ladies and some gents would want my old lady boobs and be asking what my secret is, haha. why does it have to be a girl? you could too study or read, you just don't want to. well, as long as i'm an attractive flat pancake i suppose that'd be okay. i could think of a few ways...but i'm not sharing. its a mystery. you have to figure it out. oh noes. we can be childish together?
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 2, 2011 16:09:07 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,haha i'm sure you would, i'd like your old lady boobs, not that i don't like your boobs now. haha, that'll not be repeated. i need girls, you know it, find me one RIA! and i can't read. =P oh, shareeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, please? i'll beg? i want to know. ha. CHILDISH TOGETHER FOREVER! BFFL. haaaaaaaaaaaa.
[/size][/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] love,
fred. [/font][/right]
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 2, 2011 16:24:27 GMT -5
fredders,
that'll not be repeated? why on earth not? you should repeat it daily. they need that kind of praise every now and than, haha. i am not finding you a girl. you're grounded from girls, from now until...i decide when. you can read, you are reading this note, mhmm. but since you can't read, i'm not sharing. it'd be a waste of ink to write them if you can't read, haha. forever? but thats soooooooooo long, hah.
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 2, 2011 16:28:55 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,well if you're brother found out that i loved your boobs he'd flip a fin haha. and you can know that i'll always love your boobs alright haha. and i dont want to be grounded from girls ): you're a girl right? does that mean i'm also grounded from you?! and fine fine fine i can read, so now you have to share. pretty please? i want to know. BUT IT'LL BE COOL! DON'T YOU WANT TO BE CHILDISH WITH ME FOREVER?!
[/size][/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] love,
fred. [/font][/right]
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 2, 2011 16:35:43 GMT -5
fredders,
scary ol'fish and his fin. he used to beat me senseless with that fin when we were wee tots. he's cruel and unusual fish. you love boobs period though. whether they are mine or an old ladies, you love them haha. you're grounded from all girls but me haha. you're allowed to associate with me and me only for the next two days, three hours, twenty three minutes and fifteen seconds. nope not telling. lips are sealed bahaha. im considering it, its up for debate this forever thing....okay. i'll be childish with you for forever.
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 2, 2011 16:41:44 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,ha, i bet he didnt beat you. that'd be mean. and haha, true, i do like boobs rather a lot, but yours are particularly nice, not that i've been staring or anything - i usually look at your face right? and finee, but that's a long time to spend with just one girl you know. usually theres a few in that time. and but but but i'll love you forever if you tell me? not that i dont already and haaaaaaaaaaa good forever and ever and ever.
[/size][/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] love,
fred. [/font][/right]
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 2, 2011 16:52:07 GMT -5
fredders,
but he did. that fin is a lethal weapon. went to st. mungos a few times because of it....okay he didn't. but i bet i could convince some people that he did, haha. i think you usually look at my face. i dont notice if you dont. do you stare at my boobs fred? that is not a long time! it'll go quick because you'll have so much fun that it'll just pass by. then you'll be coming back for more cause you'll miss me. you'll be begging to be grounded. is your love based on whether i tell you? i'd hate to lose your love, hahaha.
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 2, 2011 16:55:48 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,haha, he would never have been that mean, i know i wasn't to roxie, except that time when i dropped her off my broomstick - that wasn't fun haha. erm, i might stare at your boobs a little, or er, maybe a lot, but they're very nice boobs. and haha, i'm sure i will, but i spend enough time with you as it is =P yes, my love is definitely based on whether you tell me! i really would like to know =P it's a matter of life or death.
[/size][/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] love,
fred. [/font][/right]
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 2, 2011 17:04:49 GMT -5
fredders,
no, if he was that mean, he wouldn't be fish and the goldfish population would be sorely lacking, extinct even. im going to be conscious of my boobs now. need to get a shirt that reminds you to look at my face or a pin so that i can wear it all the time, haha. noooo you don't spend enough time. not enough at all! er, maybe enough, but we could spend more. thats not fair your love is based on this, my love is unwavering and will not change! hahaha. but i don't want you to die...soo...the secret is...there is none. i will not submit! haha!
love,
ria
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Post by fred a. weasley on Mar 2, 2011 17:09:09 GMT -5
RIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,haha that would certainly not do. we'd have to repopulate it somehow. and haha, it's not going to work you know that. the pin would go on your chest which would totally encourage me to look at your boobs more often, you know that silly. and fine, i'll spend more time with you, won't enjoy it or anything though ha. and oh you have unwavering love for me?! really? =P better not be messing me around here ria! you will submit, i have my mysteriously charming ways, you know it.
[/size][/blockquote][/blockquote][/justify] love,
fred. [/font][/right]
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Post by asteriacrumb on Mar 2, 2011 17:17:02 GMT -5
fredders,
i can not imagine how we could repopulate a low goldfish population. i wonder, i wonder. well, if you saw the pin, and it said look up, than you'd look up. or maybe i should just get one that says hi fred and ignore it. haha. you won't enjoy it? you make me a very sad ria. i thought you enjoyed me. big pouts fredders. see, i'm not messing around. nothing could penetrate this gigantic love i have for you, haha. well, i will try not to submit to those mysterious charming ways of yours. im going to try very hard.
love,
ria
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